John Heyman's Book of Really Good Jokes

I was born in Amherst Ohio in June of 1940 and raised on a farm in Henrietta Township. When I turned 18, I picked up milk in 10 gallon cans and hauled it to the dairies. In January of 1959 I joined the Army. I was in for three years, one month and 23 days. After I got out I went to work for Lorain Crane and Farm part time and helped my dad with the township roads. I bought my own truck in 1970 and hauled steel. In 1971 I moved to Virginia. I was in the trucking business over 40 years. Ive been saying I was going to write a joke book for a long time. So I hope as your read this book you enjoy the jokes that I have been telling for years. And they still make me laugh!